Bipolar Weather

by | Mar 17, 2026 | Musings | 17 comments

This weather is bipolar

I don’t know what to wear;

This weather keeps on changing

It’s gonna snow, I fear

Mr. Snow, don’t you know –

We’ve had enough of you!

We’re tired of salting sidewalks

And of shoveling, we’re through!

We thought the cold was gone,

When suddenly it got hot.

But is winter really over?

I think that it’s not.

The temperature has swung

From eighty degrees to forty;

It’s flipping back and forth –

Every day’s a different story.

One hour it’s hot, the next it’s cold –

Can’t you make up your mind?

You’re confusing all the Democrats,

Global warming’s now unsigned.

This newfangled term,

They call it climate change,

Is supposed to help us understand

Why the weather’s acting strange.

But this weather’s so bipolar,

I think it might need meds

My pharmacist offered Xanax

And told me to go back to bed.

I’m not the one who needs the meds –

It’s the weather that’s confused!

I asked for warm weather, nicely

And sadly, was refused.

I know that this weather change

May be a sign that Moshiach’s on his way

So I guess I shouldn’t complain,

When it flip-flops every day

But last night’s thunderstorm was awful –

Lots of noise it did bring

So, I’m going back to bed now,

Wake me up when it’s really Spring!

17 Comments

  1. kalman zeines on March 17, 2026 at 4:02 pm

    wow very cute

    • Gitty Zee on March 26, 2026 at 4:58 pm

      Thanks!! Glad you enjoyed 😊

  2. Rochma Jungreis on March 17, 2026 at 4:28 pm

    Love it!!!!!

    • Gitty Zee on March 26, 2026 at 4:59 pm

      Thank you!

  3. Rochma Jungreis on March 17, 2026 at 4:29 pm

    its super I love it!!!

  4. Shayna Elka on March 17, 2026 at 5:38 pm

    Delightful!!!! It made me happy to read it. So thank you for the smile I’m smiling now.

    • Gitty Zee on March 26, 2026 at 4:59 pm

      Yay! So glad to hear 😊

  5. Chana Leiman on March 17, 2026 at 10:51 pm

    very cute. You have developed a way with words. Can I share this with others?

    • Gitty Zee on March 26, 2026 at 5:00 pm

      Thank you! Please do! 😊

  6. Rivka Landsberg on March 18, 2026 at 5:08 am

    Adorable! Thanks for the good laugh!

    • Gitty Zee on March 26, 2026 at 5:01 pm

      Pleasure! Glad to hear 😁

  7. Gitti Lefkowitz on March 18, 2026 at 6:05 pm

    You had me laughing! First the hilarious photo! Then the terrific poem – you are super talented! Your poetry is sophisticated! Not simple generic rhymes. Wow!

    • Gitty Zee on March 26, 2026 at 5:03 pm

      That’s so nice thank you so much!! ☺

  8. Mindy Ralbag on March 19, 2026 at 9:49 pm

    YOU ARE AMAZING…love your talent, your humor and your spirit…keep them coming

    • Tamara Ronkin on March 26, 2026 at 5:04 pm

      Thank you!! Will do 👍

  9. Brynie on March 19, 2026 at 10:32 pm

    Great poem ! Love it …. And so true

    • Gitty Zee on March 26, 2026 at 5:05 pm

      Thank you! so glad you enjoyed 😊

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